"If 'ifs and buts' were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas." -Veronica Mars
"Time is of the essence!" - DMT
"It must be obvious day at Camp Stupid." -Shake "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"Train don't run outta Witchita lessen yer a hog or a cattle. People train run outta
Stubbville." - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"Yippee ki yay, motherfucker!" - John McClane
"Hey Dickhead!" - John McClane
"Piccolo player's a motherfucker." - Gene Tracy
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit." - Roger Murtaugh
"Get this shit off my lawn." - Roger Murtaugh
"I musta took a wrong turn in Albuquerque." - Bugs Bunny
"What is Towner's Woods? ..... It's a wildlife establishment, where human beings are given the
opportunity to piss in your drinking water." - Richard Thompson